Tales for the Marines

Authors: Blatchford Robert

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Purchase of this book includes free trial access to www.million-books.com where you can read more than a million books for free. This is an OCR edition with typos. Excerpt from book: THE CHANEY PIRUT THE STORY OF PRIVATE WILLIAM RYAN (THE BEAUTY] Peter Stumpit. Ryan, you goat, spin us a cuffer, or I'll drop a lighted match in your ear. The Beauty. It's the wheedlin' ways ye have, bhoys; who could resist yez ? I'm wantin' the iloquent gift o' lyin' iv our friend Shtumpit, but I'll be relatin" to yez a simple tale I had from a cousin o' mine, one Dinnis Lynch, iv the Gun- snatchers. Boots! CHORUS. Spurs! The Beauty. Me cousin Dinnis, in his youth, was clerk in a shippin' firm at Canton, an' the adventures I'm to be repatin' befell him on a voyage from that poort to Simoda, in Japan. The Wee Mon. Was yer cousin struck dead for tellin' the truth, Weelyum ? The Beauty. Bite yer tongue, me Donegal changeling, for fear lest yez knock yer nose against annythin' harrd. Me cousin Dinnis wasn'tst

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hruck dead for spakin' the trut', but his ind was no less remarkable, he breaken' a blood-vessel through tryin' to tell a lie. The Wee Man. Ye're in great danger the nicht, yersel'. The Beauty. I was afther sayin', when I was intherrupted be the brayin' iv a Donegal donkey, that me cousin, havin' acquired some knowledge o' the hathinish babble hwich passes in China for a langwidge, was sint out on a schooner as a kind of a supercargo. Boots ! Chorus. Spurs I The Beauty. 'Twas a long voyage, an' from first to last the divvle took an intherest in ut, by the same token that the capten was a North of Ireland man, so that no better might happen um. An' two days out in the Chaney Sea they was shtruck wid a toiphoon, hwich shpun the owld tub round and round like a juggler's dish, an' after rippen' the masts out iv her, and fillin' her full o' leaks till the fish was shwimmin' about 'tween decks, it wint off wid a yawp, as much as to say, " The back - o' ...

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